If It Weren’t For Physics and Law Enforcement, I’d Be Unstoppable
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“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”
Physics + Law Enforcement = Robocop. ‘Nuff said. Murphy’s not taking me down without a fight.
It’s Complicated
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“It’s Complicated”
The rollercoaster of all statuses. It’s like riding one. You know it’s gonna be a wild ride yet you still fall in line, ride the damn thing, scream like crazy and look shitfaced when it stops. Every twist and turn leaves you hanging at the edge of your seat. The real question is, will you be smiling and laughing at the end of the ride? Or will you be crying and be shitting in your pants?
Super Mario Brothers Ending - Found After 17 Years
Posted on | May 27, 2009 | No Comments
When I was 6 years old, my father introduced me to the world of computer games. He probably thought it would be nice if I had other stuff to do than go around the neighborhood with my slingshot hunting for stray cats and picking up odd shaped rocks along the way. He bought a Nintendo Family Computer (to make me stay at home) and it came with several games to boot. Those cartridges really nice since they are made of hard plastic and you can eventually throw them at your dog when you get so frustrated after level 5 of Elevator Action. No, I didn’t do that to my dog. Just a thought.
Hand carved in the seventh level of Hell.
Soon, I was able to finish all the games my dad bought… but one. One game stood like a rock. It mocked me as if there was nothing that my 6-year old mind and body can do to finish the game. I felt like as if the entire Japanese nation was laughing at me. It was Shigeru Miyamoto’s Super Mario Bros. It wasn’t just about finishing the game. It was about “what the fck happened next?”. ‘Coz after you’ve gone several levels of rescuing a mushroom instead of the princess, you’ll eventually go nuts. Ever since, I’ve been curious about the ending. Read more
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