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This is the Vandal Box : A Repository of Awesomeness, Genius and Rants.
This site is about discovering the true meaning of awesomeness and (hopefully) achieving it at the same time. Posts are about practically almost anything under the sun. Hence, the randomness. And occasional cheesiness.
We are here to ask and solve mysteries of the universe… Like why does Superman and Batman have their underwear outside their pants? And why is a building called a “building” when it is already “built”? And if you’re a cactus, why?
Why Vandal Box? Truth be told, I had a hard time deciding what to call it. Was considering a lot of titles. Somehow I wanted it to make sense. For all I care, I could have named this blog using some obsure domain or used a domain name that’s hard to understand. But yeah, I wanted it to sound awesome. Or at least remotely awesome. If you think it’s retarded, give me a fucking memo and leave me alone.
The goal is to make sure the Vandal Box is the first thing you go to when you open your browser and the last thing you look at before you shut down your computer. Yes, it’s that ambitious. And we’re serious about it. LOL. The plan is to invade your brains with high intelligence and absurd ideas. So high it could very well reach the mesosphere and so absurd like picking your nose with an umbrella. One day, we’re going to be like Google. Nope, not a search engine. But an evil empire as well.
We ask forgiveness should the posts become lame and boring. It’s probably because there’s no more coffee in the pantry. We all know coffee has magical elements, and that it can make any turd into gold. In this case, it can turn my brain from soup to meat.
Disclaimer: This site is best viewed with humor. There is no intention to offend nor put down any group, religion, class, race, nationality, culture, etc. The posts here are simply works of humor and we simply enjoy finding “happiness” in almost everything. I use language that I think would best appeal to the audience and though I swear a lot in this site, I’m really just a peaceful and zen person. Srsly. It is not a crime to joke around. In this time and age, we all need a good laugh from time to time, especially when there’s nothing else left for everyone but a fucked up political system, the usual economic turmoil and a society that has forgotten its values. But despite all the shit we all have been going through, it takes very little to observe, analyze and realize that there are a lot of awesome stuff out there. And I guess I’m all too eager to share them to you. So the next time I hear or read about someone bitching about the Vandal Box, all I can say is… K.M.A.M.
Thanks to “the rut.” for this awesome image. The author is fuckin’ genius with his art I tells ya!
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